Short Stories, Poems & Other Lies


Short Stories, Poems, and Other Lies

Short Stories, Poems, & Other Lies contains... Well, to be honest... It contains short stories, poems, and a whole bunch of other lies. I'm telling the truth - Promise.

It is a collection of scriblings by yours truly. Some thoughtful, some funny, and some have a bit of mystery sprinkled over the top (for good measure, so to speak...). So, if you're into thoughtful, funny stuff, that's mysterious - and not too expensive - why not grab yourself a copy? If you would like to be one of the first to order it once it's published, you can sign up for the mailing list and I'll let you know, the moment it becomes available.

And just in case you'd like to sample a little taste and whet your appetite, before spending your hard earned cash on this fine little book of wisdom and truth (Ahem...!!), you're more than welcome to check out of few morsels. I've made the first item in each section (marked with an asterisk) available, for your reading pleasure... Hope you enjoy!

Short Stories


  • The Lamp
  • The Dog
  • The Gay Fever
  • Poem For Sick People
  • Sir Fem-A-Lot
  • Sweather Weather (For I and Heather)
  • 'Tis Simply Marvelous
  • Unchangingly
  • Rebirth
  • I Looked Up
  • Moment of You
  • Some Fucked Up Shit
  • Morning Glory
  • Numb
  • And in the Mean Time
  • I Am Simply a Man
  • I Have Friends
  • How Was Your Night

Other Lies

  • Life's Lessons
  • Conversation in a Subway Station
  • The Art of White Knighthood
  • Criminal Grace
  • Mustard Bread
  • Friends With Benefits
  • 3:20
  • Kirby
  • The Selfie Stick
  • How Many Bananas Fit Into a Peanut?
  • In Defense of Truth
  • Nyala
  • Watching Willie Washes His Watch
  • If
  • Lady by the Fire
  • 2 AM
  • 4 in da Mornin'
  • I Have a Little Story to Tell
  • Blissful Patience
  • Disappointment
  • An Old Broken Bench
  • Today

Bonus Lies (in German)

  • Gewidmet dem Reisenden
  • Der Gröbian von Wallstein - Teil I
  • Eines Eies Lament
  • Schpö Palö
  • Woran man Lügen erkennt
  • Wenn einer kleiner
  • Die Frage
  • Dem Kommilitonen zum Gruße
  • Bis bald, mein Freund
  • Nyala
  • Dem Seemann zum Gruße
  • Irgendwo in oid Hawanna